Monday, June 8, 2015

Chocolate Night, Not About Fly Fishing

Yes it’s true, I do a lot of fishing. And my wife, Gracy, is very generous when it comes to giving me time on the water. So every once in a while, on top of my regular house chores, I do something nice for her that has nothing to do with fly fishing.  Well, almost nothing. Tom Rosenbauer  got me started on this whole chocolate kick, and ever since I have become a chocolate snob.
 

The Chocolate Bar in Boise offers an evening of fun, making chocolate treats to take home, and if you have a group of 6-12 people they will host a private class. I invited the Grajcars and the Kazkoffs to a fun night of chocolate making, allowing us to have our own private party. Chris and Christy Preston own the Chocolate Bar and were the ones teaching the class. To kick off the night, Chris offered red wine which was well accepted and quickly consumed. Oh, and did I mention that Chris and Christy are also avid fly anglers? 

"One of the most important things about working with fresh chocolate," Christy explained, "is to keep your work station dry, because fresh chocolate and water do not mix." To prep for this Chris and Christy covered the granite table with wax paper. Everyone was excited to start making chocolate and Gracy was no exception; in a flurry of excitement she reached for some chocolate and failed to see my glass of water right in her hand’s way. She tipped the glass of water that flooded our workstations to the point where Christy had to redo the wax paper. Gracy helped to get things moving along. 


The dipping process took some technique that Christy taught us before we began. 
“I can even show you how to make tuxedo strawberries!” Christy said happily, as we started to dip our strawberries. 


 
“I want to make a tuxedo strawberry!” Mark said loudly. 
“Oooo, I want to make one too.” Carolyn said, looking over to see how it was done. 
“Do you guys know how to make Pico strawberries?” I asked. 
“A Pico strawberry...” Jim said with a chuckle.


The tuxedo strawberries were fun to make. The bow tie was the hardest part, but I was able to capture it nicely. 


Drizzling was another technique that Chris and Christy taught us. 
“Dip your knife deep in the chocolate, and hold it up hight while wiggling the knife over top of your strawberry.” Christy told us, as she handed over the knife. Gracy got this technique down quickly, covering up her strawberries nice and professional-like. 


“My tuxedo strawberry looks more like a nice blazer...” Mark said, “Is that okay?” 
“Well I don’t know what mine looks like...” Jim added, laughing at his creations. I walked over to see how Carolyn was doing on her chocolate creations, and noticed they were disappearing quickly after being created.

Both Mark and Elaine were watching as Chris explained how to dip a truffle into the chocolate and not lose it. However, Mark was working on something else more serious. 
“Everyone, look at my incredible creation!” Mark said stepping away from the table and holding out his hands... “I call it my Jackson Pollock truffle!”


“I’m sensing you were a bit sloshed on red wine, and angry.” I said, looking at his truffle. “With these textures you added, I am definitely picking up an angry vibe when you were creating this piece.” 
“Interesting how you were able to pick that up, Erik.” Mark said, sounding as snobby as possible, “Only a true artist could have seen that.”  

Next up was biscotti, and at the sound of the name Gracy snapped to attention. 

Christy quickly taught us how to dip them properly, as Chris went around making sure everyone had a full glass of wine.


“Oh I probably shouldn’t have any more wine.” Mark said, as Chris came with the bottle. Chris started pouring Elaine more wine, and Mark couldn’t keep his eyes off the scarlet liquid splashing safely in her cup. 
“Well, maybe just a sip more...” Mark said, looking at his wife, Carolyn, to make sure she approved.


Mark’s wine didn’t last long, so he was back to his biscotti dipping. 

Jim and Gracy were both too focused on their chocolate treats; there was no time for chitchat. 


Near the end of the night we started to run out of room on our table. I did my best to fill every nook and cranny with a chocolate treat before Gracy stopped me from looking like a greedy chocolate mongrel.  

The time flew by, and it was already time to collect my chocolate treats. Chris mentioned that the class would last until 8:30 pm, and when I looked at the clock it was already passed 9 p.m. While everyone neatly organized their chocolates in their boxes, I had to, sloppily, stuff my chocolates on top of each other in order for them to fit. 
“Maybe I did make a little to much.” I said.
“You think?” Gracy replied. 


Everyone's chocolate was boxed up and ready to go, but no one was ready to go. Instead we all chitchatted about fly fishing, chocolate, and food as the time flew by once again.
 

I was very happy to see that chocolate night was a major success. We all had a fantastic time. It was rounding 10 p.m., which was an hour and a half passed the ending time, and we had just started talking about fly fishing Yellowstone, which could easily soak up another hour. Sadly the night had to end, and everyone took off with, easily, a pound of chocolate in their hands. As we walked to our cars, the ladies were in such a good mood that they completely okayed a trip to West Yellowstone, with no rebuttal... Not about fly fishing indeed. 

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Lake Lowell

The day did not start well for me.  Over half way to the fishing destination I remembered that I had left my new 7wt. fly rod at home on the table.  For months my dad had been secretly sending me cash that I was saving for this particular fly rod, and I left the damn thing at home.  It was a gross sight to behold, but on the desolate back road to Nampa, luckily for me, no one took notice to the fit I was pitching in the car.  The passenger seat was getting the pounding of its life, as I hit it over and over screaming “No! No! No!” with every pound.  
“How could I have left it?!” I screamed as I gripped the steering wheel as hard as I could. I fell back to the same-ol' standard of blaming my wife, for me leaving my rod at home, but she was gone for work this week so that was no good. It was not here, and I just had to accept it... I ended my fit by pushing my feet under the gas peddle to push my back against the seat, and held that position until I had exhausted myself. 
I was soon with Travis Swarts, who got an ear full about my missing 7wt. We were waiting to hear from local guide, and friend, Chris Gerono, because the three of us were going to fish together. 
“CHRIS GERONO!” I yelled with excitement, and immediately called to see if he could pick up my 7wt. To my great astonishment and luck, he hadn’t passed my house yet and swung by to pick up my new rod. Life was good again, and we piled in Chris’s raft to start fishing. 

“Wait! Wait!” Travis yelled, while flailing his arms in the air as we rowed out into the lake, “We can’t fish yet!”  Both Chris and I looked at him curiously.  
“I don’t have my 7 weight fly rod! We have to cancel our trip!” Travis yelled while glaring at me. “You wouldn’t believe how on and on he went about not having his 7 weight fly rod. Good Lord!" Travis said, turning to Chris. Chris however had something similar happen to him on an Alaskan trip, so he didn’t chime in at making fun of me. Instead he just said, “Well, everything is good now!” And he was right. 


Both Travis and I had poppers tied on, and at the first available opportunity we started fishing. My 7wt. was performing just as suspected: flawlessly and with no hesitation.  
“So what am I suppose to be doing here?” Travis asked, “You know I have only been bass fishing twice, and both times were not great.”  I remained focused on my popper, and didn’t reply, but Chris did. 
“Get your fly close to those bushes, and give it a few pops.” Chris instructed. 
“So it will actually pop? Is that why it’s called a popper?” Travis asked.  I made a cast and stayed focused on my popper, while Chris answered his question. 
“Yes.” Chris said. 
“Well thank you, CHRIS!” Travis said sharply. “It’s nice to have a friend who will listen to you, unlike Erik, who only cares about himself!”  
I could feel Travis’s stare, so I waited just a moment before I turned to him. 
“Did you say something?” I asked, but Travis didn’t miss a beat. 
“Oh, no! I was just talking to my friend.” Travis replied, gesturing towards Chris. I smiled then turned back to look at my fly, only it wasn’t there. A large ring where my popper should have been was getting bigger... I had just missed a take! My fly rod bolted up fast as I stripped my line in hard. The quick strip of line burnt my fingers as I tried to regain control. 
“There’s one!” I yelled after feeling the fish, “but I didn’t get a good hook set, because I was dis-trac-ted!” I said emphasizing each syllable in the word, and the fight didn’t last long. 
“Damn!” I yelled, after the line went slack, and I dropped my rod tip sadly.

“How disappointing!” Travis announced to everyone in ear shot. “You ignore your friends...” Travis gestured towards himself and Chris, “so you can focus on your fly...” Travis gestured towards me and my fly in the water, “and when you get a fish, you STILL manage to screw everything up!  I tell ya.” Travis finished with a large sigh, “It’s a wonder how he has any friends.” 
Travis made a cast into a nice pocket, and from the depths of the clear water, a bass shot up and nailed his popper.
“Whoa!  Did you see that?” Chris yelled, as Travis set the hook. 
“There’s one!” Travis said, and his bass started leaping out of the water to free itself. Travis held the rod high and the line tight as he brought in his fish.  


“Hey, Erik, watch this!” Travis yelled to me, “Watch how I bring in this fish.” Chris looked at me shaking his head, as Travis continued to announce the details of his fight. 
“See, here.  You want to bring em’ all the way to the boat!” Travis continued, trying to grab the fish like a trout. 
“Lip it, or you will get poked by the fin.” Chris said, as Travis continued to struggle with the fish. 


He finally lipped the fish after a long struggle, and held it up for the camera. 
“See that, Erik...” Travis said in hushed, know it all tones. “That’s what we’re looking for.” 


Travis slipped his bass back into the water, and went back to fishing. 
“Hey, check your reel.  Your line is all messed up.” Chris said before Travis could get himself in too big of a mess. Travis held up my rod and reel he was using, and said “It’s not my line, so no worries there.” 

At the front of the boat, Travis was untangling his line which was leaving all the pockets for me to fish.  I punched out my line, and started retrieving my popper; a large bloop sound came with every tug of the fly.

The clarity of the lake was a surprising four feet, so after an aggressive tug to bring my popper to life I was able to see the bass charging at my fly from its lair. SLAM!!! The commotion alone was enough to get everyone’s attention, but despite its large size, it was no match for my 7wt. 
“That’s the big one of the day.” Chris said, as I brought in the fish. Even Travis was impressed with the size after I lipped it and held it up for everyone to see.


“Okay, my turn!” Travis said, after the line in his reel was under control. Travis did his best to get his fly where it needed to be, but was failing miserably.  Two and three feet away from the bushes is just too far away to piss off a bass, which left pockets of water open for me to take advantage of. 


“Get your fly closer to the bushes.” Chris told Travis, after I let my fish go. Travis casted out again, and his fly was still about three feet away from its intended target. 
“Perfect!” I yelled out sarcastically. 
“You know, not all of us can spend days and days fishing... some of us have other responsibilities.” Travis said back. I looked at Chris and asked, “Do you know what he’s talking about?” 
“No clue.” Chris said, who easily spends more time than I do on the water. We both looked up at Travis with our eyebrows raised...
“Fine, you want it closer?” Travis said heatedly, stripping out fly line fast. He made a back cast, more aggressive than necessary, probably trying to make a point, and bolted his line out hard. His popper soared overhead and hit the water two inches from the bushes. 
“That’s where it should be!” Chris said happily. 
“Seriously?” Travis asked, and popped his fly back, which got the attention of a bass.


Travis let his fish go, then wanted to row Chris's raft.  Chris took the front of the boat as Travis fumbled behind the sticks.  At first we were in every direction besides parallel with the bushes, but then Travis got the hang of rowing and we went back to fishing.  

Chris, at the front of the boat, was relentless, and his casting was dead on.  Every nook and cranny of every bush got fished then fished again, leaving little to no pocket water for me to hit.  If there was a branch out of the water to create better habitat for a lurking bass, Chris would fish the hell out of it. And even after we had passed it he would cast right over my fishing territory so that I couldn’t make a cast. 
“Don’t worry about me, Chris.” I said, as he took his time popping his fly back. 
“Sorry, man.” He said with a smile.  


With Chris covering the water like a plague, I was left with the unfavorable water which ended up being right where the bass were.  One hit my fly hard, and I set the hook fast to bring it in. 
“Did you see that? Did you see how I put him on that fish?” Travis said, looking at me like I owed him something. 
“Thank you, Travis!” I said. 
“Well, just recognize how I put you in the position to catch that fish, is all...” Travis said, trailing off as he spoke.


If I thought Chris was covering the water before, he somehow was able to step up his game. If I didn’t know any better, I would say it was raining poppers.  Chris was almost fishing the pocket water three times before he passed it. Again he was not targeting the outside edges of the shrubs, where I hooked into another bass. 
“Just picking up your trash, Chris!” I yelled out with a smile, bringing in another fish.


Travis was happy to take credit for my fish once again, and was even willing to lecture us on the importance of the guy behind the oars. Chris did not look at my fish or congratulate me when I brought it in; his eyes were on the prize and his popper was working hard. 
“There!” Chris yelled, setting the hook hard, “This one feels like the big one of the day!” 


“Well if it is the big one of the day, don’t forget who is behind the oars that put you in perfect casting position.” Travis said, adding his two cense  Chris brought in his fish quickly and I brought out my camera to snap a picture.
“Now don’t forget to get me in the shot, nobody ever remembers the guy behind the oars.” Travis complained. 


Chris flicked his fish back into the water, and it was already time for Travis to get going. Travis oared us back to the take-out point where he hopped out to go to a meeting.


“Man, I’m thirsty.” Travis said, tipping his water bottle back and consuming every drop. I turned away to grab my fly rod, when I saw a drop of water almost hit me.  It’s not raining today, I thought, then turned around to see that Travis was spitting water.


“What are you doing?” I shrieked. 
“Ahhhhhh, that was nice.” Travis said, sounding relieved after all his water was gone. 
“You almost hit me with spit-water.” I said. 
“I know.” Travis said without a care in the world, and started packing up to take off.  It wasn’t long after Travis was gone before Chris and I went back to fishing.



For a long while neither of us said a word to each other.  I was behind the sticks while Chris accurately hit every pocket that looked like the home of a bass. Without Travis there to comment on every cast, stuck fly, or reminding us how good of a job he was doing at rowing, the only sound we heard came from the birds and the pops of Chris’s popper.
“It’s nice to have some quiet.” Chris said, breaking the silence. 
“I didn’t even know there were birds chirping out here.” I replied with a chuckle. 

“He tried to spit water on me before he left.” I told Chris. 
“Seriously?” Chris said, sounding shocked. 
“Yep, after he was done drinking his water.” I said. 
“He’s a funny guy.” Chris said, and he was right; Travis is like having Thing 1 and Thing 2 rolled up into one big Thing.

Fishing had slowed down significantly, but Chris was able to find a bass tucked in a narrow cove.  His precision casting had finally payed off after firing a cast in a narrow opening where a bass lived.  We both saw it before it happened: the fast approach of the bass and the explosion as it ate Chris’s popper.   


We switched spots, and it was my turn to try my luck.  Chris maneuvered the boat in between shrubs and under low hanging limbs for me to get a shot at some bass, but they were not home.  Finally after what was too long in-between fish, one took.  It was not the biggest bass in the world, but I’ll take it.


Everything on the lake became very still, and we had noticed the birds stopped chirping.  I looked behind us and saw that there was a storm headed our way, and no sooner did I look when the wind started to pick up.


The water went from glass to turbulent in a matter of minutes, and that’s when Chris decided to head back.  Luckily for us the wind was blowing us back to our take-out, so we were there in no time at all.

As soon as the raft was packed up and the gear put away, the rain started. Large rain drops plummeted down, but we were safely driving back in the shelter of Chris’s S.U.V.  We had stopped at a stoplight for just a second, and when the light turned green Chris hadn’t started going.  I looked over at him to see that his eyes were closed... is he asleep? 
“Chris?” I said. 
“Yep!” He said, coming to as if he had been awake the whole time, and stepping on the gas. 
“Were you sleeping just now?” I asked curiously. 
“I didn’t get to sleep until 5am this morning, so I've got to get my naps in when I can.” Chris said, making a joke out of the situation. I laughed at it, but was happy when he dropped me off at my car for the rest of the drive home.  It was still a long drive back to Boise, and Chris seemed tired enough to nap on one of the long, straight stretches back home.  Instead he napped in the parking lot where I had left him, and I drove home in the rain.  I looked over to the passenger seat where I had my new 7wt. fly rod buckled in.  
“Safety first!” I said to it, and knew it wouldn’t be long before I had it back out fishing again. 

Thursday, May 21, 2015

A Small Case of Bass Thumb

Crane Falls was our destination to do some popper fishing for bass. On such a warm day, the poppers should be working great.  My buddy, Andrew, and I pumped up our float tubes quickly to hit the water.


The two of us kicked around for a while with no bass willing to take our poppers.  It was a bit discouraging, as I really wanted Andrew to get the full popper experience. Reluctantly, I snipped off my popper and switched out my floating line with a fast sinking line and hooked into a bass in no time.  The little bass was fired up as I brought it in.  I took out my camera to get a quick shot, but it made one last effort to free itself and jumped right as I snapped the picture.  The effort paid off, because in mid-jump the fly flew out of its mouth before I could bring it all the way in.




I casted back out, and hooked up right away.  This time I brought the bass all the way in, and nabbed a picture of it underwater.  





I started kicking my way over to Andrew, who was still fishing with a popper. I was a bit disappointed that the popper fishing was not on, but I wanted Andrew to catch a fish regardless. I knew he didn’t have a sinking line on him, so I started to kick my way his direction. On my way I hooked into a few more bass, a rainbow trout, and a nice bluegill that I was able to get an underwater shot of.



“This is a perfect day, Andrew.  The popper fishing should be on.” I said, confused that it wasn’t happening for us. 
“Well I see you are catching fish...” Andrew said, then I showed him that I had switched my line out and handed him my rod to try. 
“Cast out and count to 15, or something, then start retreating.” I said, as I kicked away.  I now had Andrew’s 7wt. fly rod, and was excited to bomb some casts out.




I took Andrew’s 7 wt and pealed off some line to make a long cast. With all kinds of confidence, I ripped the line off the water for a powerful back cast.  The line shot far behind me, then I punched it forward.  A large heap of line fell all over me like I had the worst timing in the world, and the popper just missed my head as it slowly whizzed by.
“Andrew!” I yelled over to him, “What kind of line do you have on this rod?” 
“I don’t know.” Andrew replied. 
“Is it a 7wt. line?” I asked. 
“It’s the line I use for my 5 wt.” Andrew said. 
“Didn’t you notice that it’s hard to cast?” I asked.
“Well yeah, but I thought it was just because I sucked.” He said.
“Well don’t let me take that away from you, but your line is all wrong.” I said, and explained the importance of pairing the correct line with your fly rod.  Andrew's attention was quickly diverted when he had hooked into his first bass of the day. 


Andrew brought in his bass quickly, and after getting a hold of the squirmy fish, I kicked over to snap a picture. 

“Hold it out now so that it looks bigger than what it actually is.” I advised, and he did before I took a shot. 


Andrew was all kinds of happy, but knew his rod was not geared up to par.  He asked for it back, but I let him use my rod for a bit longer.  Instead of trying to cast the 7 wt, I rigged it up for chironomid fishing.  This way, casting didn’t matter; I could just lob the line out with an indicator to let me know if I had on a fish.  It wasn't long before I saw the indicator shoot under, and I set the hook.  Missed it, I thought, as I brought my line in to recast. But wait...there was something attached.  The smallest bluegill was putting up the fight of its life, and despite its effort, I couldn't feel a thing on the 7wt. 
"You are worth a picture." I said to the fish, and held it up for the camera.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw some disturbances on the water right near the shore. The day had significantly warmed up, and the thought of popper fishing crossed my mind. I kicked my way closer to the tall weeds near the shore, watching the fish splashing around. I tied on a popper, and sent it splashing down as close as I dared near the weeds.


I made one pop, and a wake darted towards my popper. BLAM! A bass took with such speed, that if it was any faster the government would need to get involved. It flew out of the water again and again which brought a smile to my face. Now this is popper fishing! 


I called Andrew over and handed him his rod back. 
“Get that popper super close to the weeds. That’s where the bass are.” I said, and Andrew didn’t waste any time. His popper hit the tall weeds...and got stuck. He was off to a slow start, but quickly pulled it free, and played it back down. Boom, his popper was hit. Andrew’s bass jumped at every opportunity, and he was loving every minute of it. With his bass lipped, he held it up for a picture before going back to fishing. 



We stayed close to the bank, hammering fish after fish on poppers.
“This is awesome!” Andrew said happily. 
“I’m just happy it turned on for us.” I said back.
Andrew found a nice cove that was filled with large bluegill.  The bluegill would attack his popper, then come unbuttoned almost immediately. Finally one stuck, and the bluegill fought just as hard as the bass. Andrew brought in his stubby bluegill, which had some size to it.




I also wanted a bluegill, so I shot my line into Andrew’s spot and hooked up immediately.  The bluegill fought like a pro, and when I brought it in, I could see it was in full spawning colors. 





The day was flying by, and things had started to slow down. We started to head back to the car when I felt the need for one more fish.
“We each have to get one more fish, Andrew.” I said to him, before we headed back.  Catching one last fish can be a dangerous game; it often leave you out on the water much later than expected, and empty-handed. 
Andrew and I went back to his bluegill cove and worked it hard with our poppers.  My popper got hit, and I ripped in my last fish of the day.


Andrew stayed stealthy as he inched closer to the weeds.  He plopped his popper right where it needed to be, and WHAM! 



Each of us caught a fish on our last casts. Before I could think of another reason to stick around, I clipped off my popper and reeled in my line. 
“This was a good day!” I said to Andrew as we made it back to the car. 
“Yeah, thanks for bringing me out.” He said, “even though I didn’t catch as many fish as you did, it was still fun.” 
“Don’t worry about it. The only reason you didn’t catch as many fish as I was because I gave you a defective popper.” I said with a smile. 
“What?” Andrew asked, looking at his popper. 
“I’m kidding, but at least you don’t have bass thumb.” I said, showing him my thumbs. The little teeth on a bass are like rough sand paper, and when you lip enough of them them it can leave your thumb a little tore up.  
“Be careful, bass thumb is very contagious and, before you know it, you will be back trying to catch it.” I said as we packed up the float tubes. 
“I can’t wait to get back out there.” Andrew said, as we pulled away. 
“Careful, Andrew, that’s the bass thumb talking.” I said, and we took off, knowing this was only the beginning of popper season.